darn man think i might be stranded.

yea todae went 2 sp orientation day 2..hahah e whole dae was juz slackin ard in a convention hall watching some performances..wel to start off in da morning i met up wid a cheryl gal from e same class hu was goin e same wae, she lives in hougang or sengkang or sth..den yea we went togetha. slacked at mac thr until 9.30 den went in. hahaha yea was fun. hahA.

anyways in thr thr were 2 hosts babblin on n on bout stuff..n toks by lotsa ppl..some big fishes thr tokin as well. yeap..was sittin next to some jeremy guy ( a lil punko) and a gal calista hus reli v nice..v sociable..yeap n her fren charlene as wel. yep. omos evry1 thr's v nice la..ya..so juz sat thru e whole damned thing..had performace by some guy hu sang i belif i can fly..he's prettaye gd lea actuali.!not like some shitty william hung wannabe summoning devils from a cf. haha. inside joke. ahem. ya..

den later on had a mr n miss sb whr evry class sent out one couple to go humiliate themselves dancing ard on stage to e tunes of outkast(heeyaaaaA~) n britney spears(evrytime) n usher (JYEEEAAAH!!!) yea. ahem. yea so they were dancing like fools (some of em..or..most of em) on stage..geeziz. but but but i seriously think e ppl from my class, dmc 1a03 did e best. haha charlene and HAaaAAAAaa~~Z went up n did a dance nt like e rest of em idiots. they were dancing togetha, as in synchronised, sth they had planned. tts good dammit! at least beta than e idiot hu took of he's shirt like he was robbie williams gay boy or sth. yuck.

yea so tts bout it. geeez. yea im kinda feelin loned man. as in loned. ok, heres how it goes orite. on e 1st dae i got to noe dis jeremy guy n i tot he was gona be e next best fren n confidante i had in sp, like i had wid lexo and mingo n irvo n miko n e rest ya..but..e 2nd dae he was goin round wid some daryl guy n wot e heck i was juz left out of things, i mean, they did ask me to folo, to whr? TO SMOKE.
so im juz sittin thr watching them n whifffin 2nd hand smoke n gettin free perfume on my shirt. darno.

yea, im a lil punk too, but i dun smoke. i mean. theyre nice ppl as well, but theyre not e kinda ppl i wana be ard. he's nice, yes. they both re. but..u noe. its hard. i gues e start is owaes liddat. e gals are reli reli nice, i cud hang out wid them instead, but..guys n gals..its gona be hard. yea u noe. yea evrything is hard. i gues u wud understand if u been thru it. i wana be frenli wid evry1, oredi evry1 noes me, n i noe evry1, tts cool. but i need a fren, a nice guy tt wud be wid me in punkos n stuff. yea mayb HAAAAAZ wud do. nice malay guy man. yea im not gay la shit.

peace out.

o yeeaaasss..todae i went fer my sp orientation..at erm..sp? yea. erm yea.

anyways, yea was reli fun i gues. im not sure if its juz my course whr ppl are all frenli n outspoken n reli sociable, or its evywhr. cos my course is media n comms, so evry1 thrs gota be like reli nice n reli talkables n stuff so yea.

wel made alot of frens n omos established myself as e class noisebox. (oh i love those secondary daes) orgh i love tt. hahah anyways yea juz went to da classrom n stuff n tok cock wid some punko names jeremy. haha yea me him n another guy, daryl are like e punkest in class oredi? e rest are mostly nerds, so even if we were juz normal guys, we'd look like punks. hahahaa. yea.

o got 12 gals in class n oni 7. wow tts omos double, if ya do ya math good. o yes..got to noe lots guys n gals..o yes..v nice ppl..yes yes. yea den went on to all em ice breakin shit whr we hardly broke any ice..cos we oredi DIYed be4 it. yeap.

haha left after havin some disgusting cold nasi goreng at e food court which costs 1.50. geez u cud get 1.50 ice kachang n it'd taste warmer n nicer. darned. yeap den went off cos i had to go ta wk..n e rest of em duudes went to west coast fer their icebreakin crap..mwahah tmr stil got man.

yea went hm wid some gal named cheryl n thrs like another one named cheryl in class, so im stil tryin to figure if ones' fake n e other's real, or ones real n e other's fake or they're both fake. hahahaha anyways yea..she lives somewhr betwn hougang n sengkang, yea stopped at hougang cos she needed to take some transport to wk.

yea gt hm n played soccer wid cuzzo..yea he's keeper skills are kinda goin down, but i gues if he'd warm up a bit more it'd be beta. yea he did some gd crosses n i finished them off wid headers n volleys prettaye well. den we did shooting(on e pitch i mean) and one-on-one(oso on the pitch. wud u pls pick ur mind up from the ground) yea did a few gd tricks too. haha! if oni i had confidence to do them on e pitch. i wud be up to cristiano ronaldo. haha dreamer eh. BUT I DARE!!! orgh.

yeap den went to wk. haha had some sick blackout all over s'pore all of a sudden darned.duno wot e heck happened. was wiping forks n stuff when suddenly they all disappeared n i was left standing wondering whr my hands went n how many fingas i had left. at 1st tot oni raffles, den got msg from irvo sayin sth like 'eh song bo? pitch black sia!' hahahahaha yea so he was in hougang so i figured evrywhr was mitch n stuff (orgh im so racist)...

yeap.. den went hm..darn ma mom keeps goin on n on n on bout some stuff..darn. is tt all moms do? nag???

peace out.

well well todae was nth much i juz woke up at i duno wot time, think it was..wot...10? i think. yea kinda early fer a guy on hol like me. hahaha. yea anyways...

woke up..o ya last nite watched czech v denmark whr czech won 3-0..whoa milan baros is prettaye gd ya..goals were standard man..yea..

anyways..went to orchard wid mingo, charlo and miko..irvo seemed to haf died so we juz went on..had some food at yoshi's at ps, den went on to far east..haha had a building to building walk on e way thr. hahahaha.

yes yes at far east charlo was goin ard buyin ladies stuff wid miko n mingo n i laffin our assos off at him. hahaha cover the knees up and e head..n wot u get??? mWAAHHa!!!

haha yea so the guyos went shoppin n buyin all em stuffs n stuff..n i was juz followin ard. u noe, budget shit. yeap.

yea so tts bout it. got a little scolding from ma mom duno fer wot. all i did was to ask fer some money outta my account fer tmr's sp orientation..n i wasnt even askin fer HER money fer an allowance or sth. tts MY money damned. she had to make a big fuss outta it. darn. darned.

peace out.

And as u noe thr are owaes many good things to come from me..haha heres a free portugal wallpaper for ya com, in 1024 format..i did modify it a bit, if u look carefuli..cos e old one was outdated oredi..(widout ronaldo) haha yes so enjoy ppl! thanx fer readin ma blog. 

hey ppl..again. yes yes erm dun reli mind dis post, i juz wana get sth off my breast. ah i mean ur breast. ah i mean..my chest.yea erm..

lately thrs been some shit going ard from whr i used to be, and some asshole wid the shiity hair's been goin ard tryin to screw me my bro and a few of my other gd frens up from thr. if broco hair reads dis dammit, do not go ard slandering ppl. my bro might be hot tempered, but he noes he's limits.

u wana go ard to get rid of all da good guys in the place, fuck off man. ur juz a freakin scareded wannabe. u think ur so popular wid the big guys thr and evry1 loves u n u go ard on stage waving to evry1 like some superstar. hey, u cudnt even get past. ur a bastard whore u understand tt?

and heck, u think tt now gd fren n i owe u like, a living for supposedly screwin u up e last time? guess wot, im screwin u up now. come on u shit, u noe im tokin to u. fuckin ass nested hair.

u gota prob? u wana beat me up? shit u man. shit u. screw u. never liked u.

ok guys, sory bout all tt..juz been reli reli pissed at some idiot goin ard tryin to 'cleanse' the place. and heck im not afraid of no shit now goin to report, cos tt idiot noes hu he is, but evry1 else doesnt. so sue me man. u piece of lard thinkin u so fit n shit.

yea peace out duudes.

Ronaldo vs Beckham 

A fantastic picture of the 2 Portugese playmakers, Figo and Ronaldo.  

There he is..AGAIN.  

ooo yes yes im back boys and gals..mwaha anyways..yea wot can i sae? e chalet was farntastic!!! yea reali fantabulousvelous or woteva tt is. hahaha yea?

wel den 1st dae got thr was juz slackin ard like evrydae of my life nw. played soccer wid some wannabes. din reli wana score. damned i think i might be losing my freakin touch. y cant i seem to get past a little fat idiot. geez. gues muz be e word 'FAT'. damned.

ooo yea den evry1 else juz came by and we all had a gd time tokin bout one motions n 2 motions n other motions. yea inside joke, laff if u noe it, laff even if u dun. ha!
yea..a few babes thr as well..n some ppl wid reli scary laffs. geez. brrrr. o yea. den watched portugal v england encore again..yea..damned portugal is juz reli e best...e very best!!! RULES!!!! hahaha esp. wid cristiano ronaldo!!! orrrrgh yes yes yes!!! wel den slept on da floor 1st nite. eh? i slept on da floor both nites. i mean i slept downstairs. e chalet had up n downs levels yeap. i mean 2 levs la haiyo. yeap.

haha 2nd dae woke up to e sound of ppl accusing me of screaming irvo's name in my slp. damned..my dark secret is exposed! hahahahaaha. HI I IRVO. hahahaha tt one's funnaye. yea anyways woke up n juz slacked ard like owaes, den went to play soccer, got a few challengers. beat them 7-1.damned we're good. had 2 assists in it. n kept shooting high balls over. i dun think they were over though. argh gues they were. yea..den sm idiot hu tot he was zidane or figo or ronaldo tried to OLE me. (o yea i OLED sm1 be4 assisting MINGO hu OLED e keeper. HAHAHA!!) o yea..so when e guy cudnt go under me, he tried to go over me..n e idiot tot i was mingo (HAHAHA!!!!) and hit my face. lil bastard.

yea den anyways..went swimmin after tt..orghsss..but not many babes thr..a few fat asses and a few sialan lifeguards. mwahaha. yea den nth much fer e rest of e dae lars..had bbq in the nite..kinda fun too..yea and lotsa reli nice ppl thr, irvo's frens..yea..(hee)yea den watched holland v sweden...SWEDEN!!!! hahaha damned man..holland was damn lucky to get away sial. hahahaa..ljbird hit e post..sigh. muz be from assanal. damned. hahaha yea. holland won thru penalties. yea den slept on e damned floor again..juz tt it was upsstairs. wid aircon..haha n halfway thru some angel from heaven (ahem wid e angelic bf hahahah!!) gave us a blanket..which mingo n i reli needed though. hahaha yeaps.

ooo yea so tts bout it. haha an mingo was oso having trouble wid drunk asses showin him mid fingas. hahahahahah!!! cya!!!

Ohhhh...gals...pails please..dun wet the floor.  

helloes ppl again..yes as u haf seen from the pics, Portugal has triumphed over England (2-2, 6-5 pen) after an exciting match that made my balls shrink evrytime England got close to scoring. hahaha yes i support Portugal..even though i did support England until Ronaldo came along n outshined Beckham of England.

haha speaking of Beckham, HE MISSED ANOTHER PENALTY!!! geez not tt i hate him or wot, im a fan of he's, i even got he's boots, but wot e heck he keeps missing penalties like tt..geez..he's publicity's gona go down down down.

but our Ronaldo scored he's penalty! hahaha geez was he excited. anyways..yea tt irritating ashley cole of england kept getting in he;s way evrytime he cudnt tackle ronaldo. wel, hu can widout bringing him down anyway? hahaha yea.

oooo btw one last thing..ill be at a chalet from todae til 27, so i wun be able to write much in or update, cos..erm. thrs no com thr obviously. haha yea.

o n one last last thing. im not gay. im jjuz an avid fan of ronaldo. haha! even if i was..i'd go fer alex. hahahahahah!!!! geez im jokin orite dammit. im a straight piece of crooked thoughts. hahahaha.

Ronaldo celebrates the victory over England..Portugal advances to the Euro 04 semis!!!!!! 

Ronaldo runs past the irritating Ashley Cole in the match against England..which they won 7-5 in penalties!!! PORTUGAL!! 

Here's Ronaldo in he's red boots again training for Portugal. God i love him.  

haha weeeeaal here's my v 1st blog of da new blog.argh u noe wot im sayin. o yes..

wel todae me, joel and alex went to sentosa wid a few gals..from mf guides..yea namely amanda, ying hui, hui ying (nono..i got tt rite.) and..something-chun. sorry man i reli cant rembr da name. no offense im so sorry. its lok rite? i aint sure. pls tel me ya. haha anyways...

yea i was so damned early thr. duno wot e heck i was doin as well. heck man. was waiting n sittin thr on ma early ass on e steps juz singing to myself..n summoning devils like some jay-chou wannabe did be4..yea. anyways..it was kinda cool juz sittin thr slacking.

yea soon alex n joel arrived n we got our asses on da way thr, ttryin to look fer da gals. darn they were rite in front of us, wid none of em wid any plans of contacting us n tellin us whr they were n stuff. o yea thanx alot eh! haha. anyways yea we juz met up n decided to get some stuff to bring along to eaterys. yea but wot e heck 1 potato chips was like wot? 4.10??? crazy langar. one yakult was wot..3 bucks??? naah im juz jokin. it was wasnt it joel? darn. anyways..yea we got on our way..

once thr we went to palawan beach n once thr we saw these few ang kong fools. asked us to play soccer. darn joel n i cuda trashed their angkong asses prettaye good wid alex magicerzing their angkongs off of em anyways. hahahaa yea. some fat tyre-carrying angkong boy and a few thin twiggies. yea asked fer da ball in e end. haha prettaye smart eh. haha!!!

yea den we paid 4 bucks fer a band fer a whole day full of activities..hahaha its like 8 bucks fer one hour of kayaking n 30 bucks fer one hr of vball court. so y e heck wud they pay so much fer one hr, when they can pay 4 bucks fer a whole day of all tt?? tt is stupidity at its best. haha yea it is. yea got some band..some limegreen wristband to stick onto our limbs so tt we can b identified fer prestigious treatment of sucky treatment. got band, ur a king. no band, ur a begging dick. heeh.

yea we went kayakin wid da gals frolickin ard playing wid sth they called a vball. n yes, they were supposedly playing 'vball'. thanx eh. yea ur welcome. yea we kayaked ard like some beach patrol guys picking up litter wid joel. hahaha crazy shits. i'm kinda feeling the water momentum now man. yea as im writing dis. darn im dizzy like crap.

yea den we got da gals to help us get some lunch..okok be4 u scold us fer makin use of em, they had a card tt enabled 4 ppl to go to n fro in n out widout paying. but its in e name of a gal. amanda's mom. yea so hu of alex, me, or joel wud wana be amanda's mom? hahaha naah juz jokin. soo they decided to go. or rather they reluctantly lugged themselves. yea.

got back some nasi lemak. 2 packs each. yea thanx fer takin so long. hahah naaah thanx fer buyin anyways. yea den we were kayakin n swimmin in the shit palace wid zangief and family doin business in e sea n the shit king doin it too. 60% at sentosa eh. hahaha naah inside joke. inside joke. haha.

yea den we oso played vball wid them. they were prety good. hahahhaa yea from e laff u can tell im not serious. i never am though.haha yea they were juz sch team or national team vball players, tryin to gif us guys amateurs a chance n not trashing our asses upside down n inside out. pretending not to be able to play. hahahaha yeap. next time juz do it k..we wana noe ya standard! haha..

yea in e end e gals had to move off oredi, got some got study, got some go home, got some got dis got tt, so..haha yea, so had to go off...yeap ejoyed myself thouroughly. got a good tan n a good bikini babe look. hahaha yea. n we did a few good interviews thr too. haha like e brain show. hahaha damn nice.

ya den after tt..went to swenson at thompson to eat some icecream n stuff..yea paid like a dollar fer it oni. hahaha!!! yea so tts bout it todaess..thanx duudes. n yes amanda, kill me pls. im waiting. bwahaa!! orrrgh..sch team players rullle!! n BRAINS!!!!

Here's ma favo player Cristiano Ronaldo of Portugal..bamboozling e opposition defence.  

hellloooe ppl...ooo yea n i'm making yet anotha comeback from my latest setback! no idiot's gona keep me down man! hahaha oooo yea. wel nth much ill juz post dis up fer fun 1st ya! orrrgh yes.