New Manchester United signing, Alan Smith. yea, stil not as gd looking as our Ronaldo.  

Ronaldo looking super-smart in a white shirt. yea. obviously.  

OOh dis are my new boots from Canada. hmhmhahaha. yea im a show off. SUE ME!!! but im sure u like em too! hmph! hahahah! 

HAIL HITLER! 

Me and Bro leaning against some GIGAVANTIC tree in CA.  

With my bro somewhr in Canada Victoria. Yea its kinda chilly. God i miss tt place.  

A picture of me in Canada, somewhere in Victoria i think. against some river. COLD as u can c.  

haha well..gues i can oni get in entries oni on wkends. o yea im juuz reli lazy..haha noe y??? cos i haf e password to da com!! ssSSssh..geeziz shuddap man! not so loud! haha yea..i juz kinda cracked it. smart eh. thanx. welcome. argh geez im getting schizoprenic. izat how u spell it? yea. AH stop it.

yea wel..tings juz orite over here..reli boorin in sp, but things are made so much more fun by e ppl thr esp. weiliang xiang wei and hazry. hahaha tt guy reli cracks e heck outta me. damn sick. hahahaa i LIIIKE. well..yea juz recently went to queensway, got some husky shirts..hey heck im not tryin to advertise for em or anything (dun get no commission anyway) yea, but e shirts they sell are reli nice, reli affordable and heck they DUN SHRINK. ahhh..yea i can c many eyes light up eh? yea well..they're mostly fer guys. aaahh yea some eyes darken oredi ya? I THINK. aaah eyes light up eh? god i love inciting e crowd. if thr is one.

yeap..o n man u got a new total 90 III jersey..heck i gota get it..thinkin ill get it wid blanka some dae. yeas.  79 at queens yeap. darn i beta not spend too much. freak i owaes sae tt. do i keep to it? NO.

peace out duudes. stay alive.

weeell hello again people...geez sorry, haven reli been writing for sometime ya?? wel cos i aint been usin da com very recently, sooo din reli update...and when i did use, i din haf much time, so sorry ya? neglected u babies. hahahahaha sorrry. ahem. anyway.
 
yea, been reali slack at Sp..but reli fun too, wot wid e new frens i found thr, all reli nice ppl, click reli well..geez its good. hahaha lotsa babes thr tooman..ORRRGGGH!!!! yea..hahaha wel..o yea, recent events include the mass brawl we had wid some NS ppl when playing soccer wid them..geez hahahaha!
 
wel, it all started wid zaco shielding e ball from some guy, den e guy was kicking at his ankles, and if u know soccer, tt freaking hurts. yea so zac was tolerating bout 5 kicks to the ankles, so he freaking burst, turned ard n punched e guy in e face. POW. ow. yeap.
 
wel, one wud expect the guy hu got punched to throw a hook back, but heck e guy juz stood thr stunned.  den came e aftermath. hahaha wel, e army braunos came all over to wana hit zac back, all going 'NABEI!!! never die be4, BEAT MY BROTHER!!!' hahaha damn sick. damn stupid. hahahaha yea so guile tried to reason things out wid the crazy army fuck, muztaf done too many pushups til the brain juices (if he did haf any at all in e 1st place) leaked out his nose n ears. hahahaha yeap. wel den e guys were juz screaming (yes screaming, in high shrill voices, im fuckin serious) yea..den they went fer zac, 2 of em..tried to hit him..crazy shitheads man. crazy fucks. hahahaha n e freaking funny part was when one of em tried to go fer zac, he somehow tripped on his trotters n fell all over in e mud like an idiot. hahahaha shit freako.
 
yea wel, tts juz one of the normal days in soccer. yeap. happens all e time, u bet! hahahaha well..yea and oso recently bot a green shirt..yea quite nice.
 
oh..and also..my dad juz went off to taiwan to wk fer bout 3 mths or so..geez gues im gona miss him. but in my heart ill keep him, so heck, wots wid e sad mushiness. dad, take care man, love ya lots duuude!!!
 
peace out! stay alive dudes!

yes hello again..yeap i noe its been some time since i wrote up..yea cos all i got one wk dae nights were juz like..one n a half hrs on da com, so i spent it tokin to peeps n playin fifa. hahaha yea i noe..shud be doin dis to entertain u eh? NO. hahahaha

anyways..yea its e end of da 1st wk of poly..more or less prettaye gd ya? yea..i gues its pretty nice, enjooyable..feel so mature wokin round da campus..hahaha lookin at hot babes wid my new frens xiango n liango n haaaaz n beng yu guy..all of which love LAZING AROUND ROCKS!!!!

yea, e lesssons were all pretty entertaining, cept. for some of da com ones..tt were relatively boooring cos e lecturer's prettaye booring..but nice la..orite. yeapp..rest of da lectures, like oral comm, intro to commm principles, fundamentals of mkting..all pretty nice!!! esp. FOM..the lecturer damn funny..hahahaha. yea..

den on to da ppl in my class..well..theyre all juuz reli nice ppl..ex. for the ALMIGHTY SCARY ONE..yea e one we wana grab her head..n turn..n turn..n turn..hahahahaha yea..shes juz reli irritating n stuff..owaes cuttin into conversations..tryin tooo hard to fit in n stuff..n she acts like a man. yes.like a man. but we're all prettey convinced ur a woman, so stop faking it u imposter!!! hahaha yea.

well..e place is oso reli nice..big..but kinda like a factory though..not much of beauty i wud sae..its more of..facility based n stuff..TP is nice..not as big, but v beautiful..nice place to study..but sp is juz..more..study is study, so ur stuff, we gif u e tools, do ur stuff..dun care how u look. hahahaha yea..tts ok in its own aspects la..yeap.

oooo n i oso bot a portugal jersey replica..yeap..reli nice!!!!! i gota find a time to wear it maaaan. hehehe. yeaaa..so tts bout it todae man..yeap..

peace out.

ARGH yes its da freakin 1st day of sch at sp..geeziz christ how do i start.

o wel yea i woke up all sleepy and dejected after the not-deserved portugal loss. geeziz i stil cant belif greece won. geez evry1 was saying tt in sch man!!! even the sally hor lecturer. hahaha she said 'HUH GREECE WON AH?' hahaha tt was so funny. o yes.

yea we juz started off wid some creative communication class wid e suantzenegger (yeap u got it rite, its da terminatress herself!) yea..she did sth like lit wid us..little bit liddat yea..did some writing n passing of papers n becoming elephants and other ridiculous animals. yea u got it rite. man cant belif greece won.

yea den had lunch at fc5 wid e rest of em guys..den went to da cca open hse wich was orgh so freakin hot it was one of the factors tt made me decide not to join a cca. hahaha yea kinda sick eh. geez i stil cant belif greece won.

yea den went on to da com lab whr we had some lesson on doing email stuff n we were all juz sending emails all ova da place. haha yeeaaa n saying hi n dis n tt n stuff..woohoo. darn greece WON???? unbelievable.portugal lea!!!!!

oooh last lesson was a lecture hall tiingy..is tt called a tutorial or lecture? geez i dun even noe man. all i noe is tt greece shuda been beaten to a..ahem nvm anyway..back to da blog..err yea was kinda boring..was breathless thru it cos i was juz so sleepy. haha yeaa..sick maaaan..orrrrrrgggh.

yea so tts my 1st day at sch..nth much reli todae..n damned shes got a bf???? geez i cant believe it. juz like i cant belif greece won. darn i shuda known. prettaye face like her aint gona wait fer losers like me to c her n wait n be shy n sms her n stuff. damned. DAMMIT!

greece out..ah i mean peace out(wot e heck m i saying). geeziz GREECE SHUD juz PISS out.

And its over for Portugal,(1-0) who have come sooo far to lose to a team, and of all teams they could lose to, they lost to GREECE. the very idiotic team tt they lost to also in the 1st match.

Greece is juz..juz..completely..urggggh juZ AARGGH!!!! FREAKIN SHITTY TEAM!!! u noe how they defend???? they sacrifice their bodies!!! they throw themselves like suicide shitheads in front of shots taken by opponents..they have 10 players back to defend against corners..how do they score??? NO..not counter attack. by a bit of luck, ricardo comes for the ball, misses, and the idiotic i dun even noe wot he's stupid names is comes to head it in. damned.

but portugal was oso like crap la..i duno, esp. tt idiotic pauleta hu reali cant reali do anything y e heck was he ever called up in e 1st place??? nuno gomes is the MAN!!! and even deco was like shit..hes juz..literally PATHETIC. he looks pathetic..he plays pathetic..hes juz..PATHETIC! owaes playing for a foul, doesnt he noe wot a biased ref is? and tts exactly wot he was, calling all fouls in favour of greece. damned tt bastard.

and our cristiano ronaldo..sighs..so sad after e match.. i kinda think he was e oni one crying? he iS MY INSPIRATION!!! he has done so much, n is so young, he has revolutionised soccer play, he has turn soccer from a betting n money crazed sport back to wot it was be4, entertainment n fitness!!! he is juz..outstanding, n from the way he reacted to a loss, even the veterans like figo or rui costa werent crying like he was. it shud be much more of an impact on them!!! ooh man..POOR RONALDO!!! DUN WORRY MAN!!! with such values n such committment, n skills n forte..u will become one of the very best players in da world..not even zidane cud hold a candle to u man, not even as he was, when in hes prime. darned.

.Portugal.para.sempre.Portugal.por.muito.tempo.vivo

Ronaldo is trying to hold back tears..which come anyway.  

He breaks down.  

...but he can't for long. The tears of disappointment. Came soo long. Greece SUCKS!!!!!! 

Ronaldo is still trying very very hard to keep the tears back... 

'NOOoooOooooOooO!!!!' 

And its over..emotional tears for the disappointed Cristiano Ronaldo. darn don't u juz wish u cud hug him?  

dammit school starts tmr!!!!! orrrgh..sucks sucks sucks.

yea..anyways todae i juz woke up n went to upper court thr to play street soccer..yea heard it wud improve my control n other off e ball run techniques n stuff, so i tried it.yea scored a few goals...little bit of passing. something i cud achieve on da field i gues. but im sure cristiano ronaldo oso started off playing kampung or woteva they call it in portugal soccer..yea..so i gota do more of tt. zacko n sammo oso did all tt to become e playmakers they are todae..geez i gota try to do all tt as well, n i shal start wid street soccer. yes. dreams.

wel den went hm n slacked about..geeeziz dad has found out bout some stuff oni we guys understand bout..haha guys..u noe..e stuff in e com. yea. hahaha wel im glad he understood bout a teenager's needs (geez m i making it too obvious wot im tokin bout? hope not.)

yea den used e com til now. geez gezz geez. yeaps..nth much else i guess..tonite gota go watch e euro finals..yeap PORTUGAL ALL DA WAY!!! beat them losers greece to a freakin pile of pulp.

peace..viva la portugal!

'A fruitful day at work.' 

Reale Montfort v Simon's Losers
(2-0,4-1 extratime)
(Mitch, Bryan)(extratime:Mingo(2), Mitch (2), Eng)

ooh my god!!!! hhahaha as u can read from da 1st line!!! we beat simons loser team finali!!! oh my god..cant belif it was so easy..all e team needed in them was a jab of confidence, n a sense of commitmment to da game n an offensive nature..yeap tts wot we had n we trashed them up prettye good!!!

1st goal was a mark of true striking instinct by mitch..hu poked it past e keeper.
2nd goal was a debut goal by bryan, whr we scored thru the near post. fantastic shot..haha if it didnt go in, our kiosaing joel got to it in tt case.
in extratime...
3rd goal was another mark of class by mitch. a 30 yard effort tt caught hali off he's line..n flew in.
4th goal was one by our striker mingo..hu got past he's marker n slammed it right past e keeper.
5th goal was another goal by mitch hu was assisted by the playmaking cousins of zac n sam, hu had an immediate impact on da game from e time they stepped onto e pitch.
6th goal was another mark of striker's class by mingo..juz like fatty ronaldo, gets past the keeper in a 1 on 1..n an easy goal fer him. funtastic.
Their only goal was one where our team was cot sleeping. wel..namely me cos i was supposed to be marking the eng guy..n he got past some scuffling players n beat our keeper. oh well.
an overall fantastic performance by reale montfort!!!!

mwahahaha den i got home n went..TO SLEEP!!! orrrgh felt so gd. hahaa yea it did. anyways..tts bout it duudes..

peace out..viva la reale montfort!!!! finaly a victory over simon, after a history of losses which were nv meant to be.

shoopping dae todae!!

haha yes wel todae i went to orchard 1st, woked ard to meet mj wid miko n mingo...den we headed on down to bugis..where we oso woked about..n i bot a shirt..yea its quite nice i gues. yea or else y e heck wud i buy it? some stupid gay thing? o its white. geez i HATE pink. stupid PINK shirted bastards in jeans n adidas shoes..geez. yeaa...oso got a mesh cap from bugis thr..yea i noe mesh cap makes me sounds liek them punko losers, but hey i dun wear it like them fools..i mean..they juz slop it on their head like it fell from e sky n they duno its thr. i mean, its a cap. so wear it like one. n tts wot im doing. so i aint a punko loser. (no offense to any1 particular though!)

den headed on to queensway..haha lotsa soccer stuff thr man..reli wanted to buy e portugal full kit haha..shirt fer 80 n shorts fer 45..wow u sae. hahaha yea..WOW. haha newayes..yea den got another shirt thr after havin dinner at mac.

yea tts bout it fer me todae man. geez. yea nth much. broke again. got 6 bucks in my wallet n wid stil many things i wana buy. hahaha yea spendthrift. darn i beta save. geeeez tts wot i said a decade ago.

peace out.

Oops. 

Goalscorer Cristiano Ronaldo has an unorthodox method of celebration.  

The Squad vs Holland 

aargh todae had some stupid sp flag dae. darn i was so tired!!!! hahaha u noe y??? SOCCER!!!!

haha yea i woke up at 2.30 in e mornin to go watch portugal v holland..geez isnt portugal juz e very best???? they won 2-1 (ronaldo, maniche, andradeo.g) no1 better!! even grreece hu beat them can go ta hell. bunch of tyco shits. anyways...yea portugal played super well..and GUESS HU SCORED??? YES!!! CRISTIANO RONALDO!!!! fantastic header.. yea and den thr was a fantastic screamer by manice right from a short corner..wot a goal. yea den e lousy holland had to depend on an own goal by e committed andrade to try to bounce back, which of cos, they failed in doing. figo e man of e match..which he reli deserved.

yeap den i went back to slp..so i slept like oni 4 hrs. geez ouch. yea den went 2 sp e next morn, had e stupid flag dae..stoped hangin out wid jeremy n daryl after they tried to kill some1 wid some hyper-ventilation shit. damned dangerous psychoes. yea gues weiliang n xiang wei is not tt bad after all..reli nice ppl. yeap. oooo yea n i saw her..geez shes so cute..so gorgeous. o mi god. ORRGH....man. yea..den went ard clark quay sellin flags to ppl. was quite orite, had an ang moh guy gif me 10 bucks..hahaha nice man!!! yea.

den went back to return e money n stuff..i got 27 sth bucks..so was quite orite. haha. yeap den went off to wk!!!! geez it wasnt so bad la todae, esp. wid eng sheng n boon teck..damn nice ppl, made me realise how to do wk good n proper..geez i was so on form todae at wk..did evrything v well..rembred all e lings n fetts prettaye well. geez den cleanded up outside..prettaye fast. darned a pity its my last dae..nvm ill juz go back again during e poly holidaes.

yeap.

peace out.