well..it happened again. im kinda wondering..izit juz me? how cud i always be so unluckY? how could i always be..u noe..juust..a nobody!? i tot i had found wot i wanted. only for it to u noe. jus fly away from wot it could have been. ok im not making sense rite now i noe. but im ok alright. im orite.


yea wel latest news wud be i got contact lenses. wel, i gues i look alright widout specs. mayb a lil less decent. hahaha. cos i heard i looked more intellectual (wich i aint anyway) wid specs. i keep getting stares from ppl though, widout my specs. guys gals n gays alike. all of em look at me, some guys look liek they'l kill me some gals look like they'l screw me. hahahahaha. wel, tts alright. rite? i duno. give n take maybe. haha.


wel i dun feel as deflated as before eh? wel i duno. i kinda tot i saw this coming. sweet as she was..and everything tt seemed to be..i kinda didnt haf a gd feeling bout wot was coming. anyways.just as mingo said to me. i dun seem serious enuff. but tts just me! I AM SERIOUS DAMMIT! i am serious bout wot might happen. but im juz a crazy joker, so i might seem like i aint serious bout r-ships and all tt and u noe, gals dun get e kinda security they want. but hell. hell. its juz me. if one cant accept me for that, den hell ill juz keep lookin til e right one comes along. n if she doesnt. den. ill juz go gay. hahahahaa. BUT NO! CURRENTLY, i am NOT GAY. so back off homoboy.

helloe again. its the 45th century me lads. n here i am again. rite im juz kidding kid. its stil the 32th century. NO DICK! 21th! st! wotever!


anyways..yea todae had sch for like freakin 3 hours. hahaa in e morning i think thr were..say abit of problems, well, not wid me or my side, but over at the other side eh. haha wel, yea think tts more or less sorted out. ur a sensible gal eh? yeap u are. so dun worry so much bout it k. ur mom noes..she does..haha..yeap.


went to sch..3 hrs MMR all e way. haha i cant belif i at katsu-don in 15 mins! WOOH! is that sick or what. geez. tts wot i call FAST FOOD DUUUDE! hahaha. JYEAH! hahaha..yea wel den..after sch met mingo!


went to town...fool around., hahaha we were at the graffiti cafe or smthg den i shot one of em balls from my ball tea onto his shirt, bubble tea, pearl tea, jewels..woteva u wana call it. hahaha and it was like slipping down his shirt. hahahaha i was freakin laffing my ass off! geeziz! and u shuda seen his face! HAHAHA!!!!!
den we also drew many shits on e table. hahaha go to the heeren thingy and LOOK!! hahaha its thr..in white liquid paper (DUH. no red rite..eh. got not ah)...we wrote HSDC and some stuff. if ur free oh dear reader go laff ur ass off. hahahaha. and IRVIN's GAY! ahahahhaa.


oh we also drew sm notti stuff. wel, thr was a face wid the eyes missing cos we put the balls from our tea thr. hahaha. den thrs..wel. smthg else tt required 2 balls. well, the COCONUT tree we drew..(hahaha u sick dick. wot were u thinking????) hahaha..no lar it is wot u think it is. tt is if u reli think wot it is. get wot im saying son. hahahaa. oh never mind.


yea wel. tts bout all e funny stuff. oh yea. thrs also a part whr i stuck 2 donation stickers onto my..wel. chest. hahaha so next time others ask u 4 e same donation...u JUZ POINT TO ya nips! hahahaha.gee sick shit man.


okok..wel. tts bout it. man u guys probably think im a deranged sickofantic fascinated by big boobs and stuff and testis tickle(testicle) me? wel. NO. im actuali jus kidding. ahhahaa..so if ur offended by anything on dis site..lemme tell u wot to do.

1. get a piece of paper
2. write BIG BIG on top "sites never to visit"
3. and write in "once-a-century.blogspot.com"

done? good lad! hahaha. now u can add in more sick blogsites u hate! hahahaha. yea wel tts our tutorial for todae. haf a nice day!!

ok crap. i kinda tot tt prev post i put was reli driving ppl crazy..but wel. oriter im sorry ok. jus..wake up rite now. haha..anyways..


wel, i gues i have gained some enlightenment. wel a bit i gues. but its reli meaningful. thanks al. wel, it means alot man. woteva u said.


rite now, i juz think i gota take my time wid woteva..im..u noe..after...and well..hopefuli things work out, and i'l be different from all the others, and make it special for. erm..you. ok not you alex. shuddap. thanks anyways.


yea wel todae went to sch..was kinda sleepy. gee i've nv been so sleepy during specialist dip be4 man. i think i cuda died thr. i duno, i reli ffeeel like givin it up man. i mean, im not reli sure if dis is juz e start..and tts y its like dis, but..u noe, history of film and tv doesnt sound exciting to u. AND NO its not one bit exciting. its. sickass boring. i think it killed sm ppl be4. explains the blood stains on e floor and the smell of dead bodies in e room. haha nah juz kidding.


wel..yea came back and volleyed a few balls in the living room..yea i noe i noe tts sick and crazy and i might break my tv but. hey! its soccer! its life melad! hahaha. its me life! if i dun kick ball. i duno wot i'd do. i might die. my legs might..like melt and decompose (how does it do that?) and u noe, haf no use anymore. cos..u noe, ur parents din tel you..but..thrs one secret in life u oughta noe bout ur legs. they aint for basic walking. THEYRE FOR SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha..yea okok im stil kidding..take NOTHING here in my blog seriously if thrs a 'kidding' or 'hahahaha' at the back. or if it just sounds crazy to u, it probabli is fake. haha. but but but..i can be a nice sincere honest guy reli. somethings i dun joke bout k. so. u noe. =D (man wots wid the self testimonial..sorry)


yea ok..i gues tts bout it for todae i gues. i just..hope..hope for e best. u noe what im tokin bout.

who is 'u'?


- yango

hahaha heya! hows it hanging baby! ok contradictory statement. hm. anyways, yea!


watched batman begins wid alex and his 2 gal frens (the space me laddy) last nite..wel i'd gif it 4/5 man. not bad i gues. i've already written a movie review on my freakin specialist dip blog so i aint gona go into anymore details and stuff..so just go catch it and tel me how u like it dick.


yea well..i did do some icebreaking. hahaha i was like e heater man! wel alex. u'l just..u noe. have to buck up a lil. and put em charcoals u noe. stick em in. hahaa..


excuse me now, im listenin to eminem and i cant reli think of anyting to write. erm. cant think straight. the com's going like 'just loose it..aahhherrrhherrhuherrr!! just lose it uhashhhaherrhheer!!!!!' so..u noe..gimme some time......


time...................................................


ok. lame. looks like one of em lameass ah lian testimonials (excuse me miss cHiObUz or woteva) that have so many dots and spaces in there. u like biG? ILL SHOW YOU BIG!!!! *whips out.....wallet* (u sick bastard) anyways..yea i played soccer in sch today. geez i must say, mutts are good. but indians are waayyy better at st soccer man. gee. hate to say dis, but mutts are skilled, indians are not skilled. their just..i duno. good as a team man. they got lotsa lotsa team wk. chinese like us? we only buy nice shoes and run around chasing their balls. as in..the white balls. ( i am not racist.)


ok done i shan't torture myself by writing anymore.


- yango

wel helo again..how u doing eh? gee. i duno man i sound reli jaded do i? wel. if i dun im juz sayiing yes i am jaded. as jaded as hell man. HELL.

wel ok 1stly smthg's happened tt im not gg to write in here. cos of 'THE POWER OF TECHNOLOGY!" (inside joke eh, i wun make e same mistake again sir.)

but e 2nd thing tts happened might juz serve to all those involved to..just look at wots happening rite now. try to change dis man. ok, its e soccer team im in man. its. wel..its breaking up, as franklly as i can. i duno y, mayb cos we aint playing much togetha anymore, or mayb cos we're losing (as sm1 told me) or just..i duno. juz cos of smthing. i duno what. but im nt ready to gif up all dis man, e team, soccer and everything. i noe u think it might not be as bad as it is..but hell. it is. its all i have man, all i have for soccer. i was one of e ppl who made dis team, and im not gg to c all tt go down. all those games we had be4, e goals, e players...geez..hell..oh no...

yea wel u think ur never gona c sm1 who aspires to make sm1 laff can go moaning bout bad things and appear sad to u, but hell tts e way it is rite now. im reli reli jaded dude. e 1st things makin me worry more. im juz trying to make things better for tt person now, juz trying to cherish tt person more. all e respect man. im thinkin mayb its cos of e shit tt person has to go thru tts y tt persons like tt..so ill take tt all away, make it not happen man..change ur mind pls..man.

for gods sake dis is e last thing i need.

helloe ppl! ok..now ill start off wid some jia shi ah..some house busineess. orite orite, i noe u guys haf probably nv seen a tagboard be4, or u muztaf sudenly felt some sickass adrenaline gg thru u when u awoke to go tag some guys board n screw him up wid ya funny language, but hey. erm, i appreciate ur efforts to keep dis tagboard gg yea? keep it up. and do intro urself. pls. i dun nid more strangers in my life. i'd go to heaven alone. gee tt dun make sense.


and no, fhc, i din become charming over e holidays, i've owaes been and you've finally opened ur eyes. hahahahaa ok im juz kidding. hey, u cant blame me ok. haha orite orite...im sorry for sounding big headed. cos i AM! EEAAHAHA!!


okk..on to soccer, wel i scored a goal ytd and u might tink tts e reason im here..wel gues wot. HELL YEAH!!!!!! ok no la i oso wanted to tc of e jia shi. introduction ppl! tel me who u are! if not..erm gimme a hint. and NO, my brother's fren is NOT a good hint. fhc is though. haha. and cHiObU or smthg? u sure u understand wot im saying? ok..no offence or anything, but ur intelligence level is smhow reflected in e way u type, ok reli no offence, but i reli stereotype ppl who type like dis, so if ur smarter than ur typing says u are, then sure, how u doing. im good. im yango, wots ur name?


anyway. yea on to e goal..it was nice i think. reli nice. 2nd best next to e header. sam wid a thru pass, me wid a speedy run and a slot home. simplicity at its best. *kisses fingers* YANG CAN COOK! ok no yang canot cook. yang's bro n mom n dad can cook but yang cant cook. yang can die. yang can wank too. ok tts gg too far.


siiggh school's started, nth's moving at all in my erm so called bgr life. nothing at all. not even the dog. ok..wait thr is no dog. shiet. anyways. yea wel had freshies in sch. as in, we got a new intake. gee had freshies sounds like some kinda disease man. like had shingles or smthg. n i duno wot shingles are anyway..read them in a book.


yea, wel freshies, gg to sch on mons n weds wid one. hahaha e almighty short 160 one. and v proud of it. and studying FOM widout an idea wot scarcity is. COME ON! COMMON SENSE! anyways. yea wel. fetching me tmr again. hey, come on. thanks. the biggest thanks i cud gif was my FOM textbook. hope u'l nid it n not chuck it smwhr. i miss junk in my room u noe.


and in sch some freshie asked me at e snackbar wich was nice. gee like i'd noe. wel i noe. I AM NICE!! i cuda looked at her a lil below the neck n said "oh. theyre both nice." orite sick ass tts not wot i meant. n im not saying wot i meant lest u think i was a pervo.


yea wel i beta get e hell outta here be4 my mom comes out and...oh shit thr she is. gee wots wid the axe.