ah yes merry xmas pussayes!!!

ha dis yr's xmas i shud say is a tad bit diff from my last yr;s ann all liat stuff..well..yea was at jj's place dis yr. wel e orgy was fun..played funny lil games..made stupid lil jokes n laffed eerie laffs. hahahaha yea man. wel..tts bout it i gues, we went out be4 goin to her place n bot some stuff..mostly chocs and gave em to em. yea..wel..i gues all tt is beta than previous yrs stayin hm n stuff..

wel u'd think tt xmas shud b spendin time wid ya family..but we dun reli celeb xmas..so yea. haha.

cant take it anymore..she's so pretty, so sweet so nice. n she lives so near me. n we've known each other relatively long..why??? fate??? why? is she reli not meant to be mine??

the girl next door.

another boring day of school as a new wk starts. holy crap was so sleepy in class as we watched some hitler propaganda film. sanjay perera e teacher thr..yea wel hes reli nice..good teacher i muz say. aldo he laffs to himself sometimes. n e rest of the class i juz stoning at him.

yea well..we were dismissed from his class an hour early, so...tts whr hes a good tr. hahaha yea anyway, we juz went ard not doin anythin after eating chic rice at fc1..geeziz christ the forking CLS school is some sickass maze wid so many big yellow caterpillars leading you to the depths of the school. i think ppl actuali died in thr..lost..n cold..n hungry..hahahaha come on!!! thrs a forking foodcourt man. go get some food.

den we went back to our homeland of SB whr we had some sickass superforcking boring lesson whr u 'LET UR INTUITION' take ur pen in ur hand everywhr on a piece of paper n u dun think n u put ur head reli close to ur paper n u draw all sorts of stupid stuff tt come to ur head but ur not supposed to think n so u cant reli draw anything except scribble like a retard. geeziz christ if i juz had a pillow. n we did shit wid some plasticine as well. i made some 3-legged stingray and u cud stick a pen down its back. so e tr asked me...'wots tt?' juz as i stuck a pen in his back. 'a penholder?' n i....'erm...yeea!!!! correct!!' hahaa wel soemtimes u gota act professional u noe. heh heh.

oh well..den last lesson was e another boring GEm class..come on face it, wich lesson, in THIS WORLD is ever exciting?

yea wel den i went to hougang green to collect my tailored pants..wel those jeans were kiknda too baggy n long so i juz gotem done. as in..tailored. dick. yea had to wait half n hour for e lady. i mean holy heck she said come back tmr, so i did. den she said she HASNT DONE IT! n i hafta wait halfn hour. dick dick dick.

oh yea btw, those fuckers who've got nth reli much to do den to go ard n write stupid lame fark comments on my tagboard, u shud get a life n screw urself. this blog, homie, is for my frens. if you dun fucking like wot i fucking write, u shud juz go for the stupid scribbling class n scribble like e retard tt u are. u noe hu u are dicky.

holy crap..its the 2nd day in a row i saw her.. was wokin down the shag stairs n juz turned past the corridor and saw her rushin to class wid 2 other mofos..i was wid e guys n i turned imeed cos i kinda eyed her the day be4..said 'hey its..' to no1 in particular...haha she looked kinda amused or stunned..n looked as well..den we past each other n kept turning back at each other..she kinda..half..waved? ....

geezz..shes so...cute..so charming...nice eyes..pretty smile..sweet lil thing..nice lil figure..nice..ok never mind. stop it right there. kinda get a lil r(a)ted. aldo i'd like it. heh heh...

yea anyways..todae juz went for a 3hr day of all lectures...boring..but..time kinda sped up today, so thanks alot. to..erm..the...time guy. god?

well..yea den i rushed down wid weiliang to AMK to collect my poh kim pay..hmmbout 695..hey tts preety orite i gues. and thrs more commission to come btw..heh heh hehhh!!!! yea was wid alex n we den went down to bugis..i bot a big sling..kinda..sports...bolster bag..n its reli nice! mayb i'd put a pic of it up or someting sometime..yeap..n got him his presie too..a bag from da same shop. yeaaa..nice rich me. HAHA!! jokin asshole. damned con man u...

yea den we went on down to town..yeap alexis stil da same crazy forkhead he is..hahaha magic eh..yea man...stil da blaine guy. wel den we met joel in town..hahaha crazy guy too..went to al's workin place to c the china dog eater..but he was kinda freaked tt joe wud screw him up cos joe was oredi startin wid the zhong guo chi gou thing...

yea so we had dinner n i went off a lil earlier cos i got sch tmr yea..hahahah 1st time im goin home early for school. heeaalll y da hell did i do that. shiat. oh well...yeap tts bout it..

im hopin to c her again...hopin..hopin...n...hopin the two round ones betwn ma legs dun fail me n i can...say...hi. hi?

yea wel supp maan! school's back now..n hell im feeling so freaking tired. school-lag i call it. hell..everyday i wake up 2 hrs be4 the damned lesson time, and im dozing about on the train leaning on the guy beside me. hahahaha. wel..he likes it. e gay boy. hell i beta get myself a neck brace.

yea..well..its day 2 of the new school term..everything's bout da same i gues. well..not many ppl have changed. wel..nobody has actuali, in terms of personality. stil the same lot of freaking idiots makin fools outa ourselves n makin sick smart jokes. yeaa..

n i went for my GEM class wid haz..hahaha yea im wid him. n hell u noe how sick tt is. yea..n hell tt class has 5 babes in it man!! n one of em..sheena i think her name is..geez hottie man. showin off parts she aint supposed to. others include the vietnamese whore..hahahaha nah im juz kiddin..tts a sick stereotype man. heh heh..but i like it! n..a few others i gues. nth to make fun of..yet. n all thru the class, it apeears only haz n i are havin fun. evry1 is sittin thr as if their granny juz died. wel..tts one helluva lotsa dead people. well..they all seem so stoned while haz n i crack clever sick jokes no1 seems to be getting them. ...sigh..stupid ppl. hahahaha. wel..u cant blame us DMC ppl..too smart for our own good. hahahaha!!!

well..yea ..so tts bout it..its all stil pretty booring in school. hahaha oh yea..n thrs a trick to make ur new teachers look like slaves in front of ya whole class. hahahahaa here's how it goes.

teacher: zhi...zhi yang izit?? (for example, u got a hanyupiyin name and e stupid teacher is having probs wid mandarin cos hes a potato eater from england or something)
me: here. zhi yang it is.
teacher: do u have an english name i cud call u by?
me: milord. (it sounds different n not so obvious)
teacher: milord?
me: yes slave. now bring me my food.

HAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!
tt wuda stump e teacher for sure man...but u needa haf some balls n guts for that. wel..go ahead try it!! n slaverise ya teacher!!!!!!!!! WOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

darno..duno y im feelin reli fucked up now..i juz..duino y man. i gues its mainly cos some ppl haf juz moved on n found some1 they're after, or theyve oredi got wot they wanted...and..well..im the only person left out like that. yea i noe u wudnt understan the shit im saying..but..dammit juz feel assed up.

ppl used to be so close to you, one of ur best frens, always thr and always screwin u up n cracking u up wid sickass jokes. but izit e same now tt theyve found sm1 to go for? i wudnt say dis is zhong se qing you. but..hell. do i sound gay? geeziz christ. anyway, im not, so buzz off gayboy.

yea anyways..gues e only reason i told him goin for her was wrong was cos..i was afraid all dis shit wud happen. we aint gona be so close anymore man. it aint gona be the same. wil it? i duno man.

yea hey, sorry reader, u dun reli understan do ya? wel..hell i dun either. juz..read it n shuddap orite? heh heh..yea i feel beta now tt i've let it go. no i mean..the blog. though it stinks..ooohhh muztaf been the beans at dinner.

yea fortunately i had time to get rid of..erm..the nothingness of the prev look. wel hell u noe wot i mean. tt was juz one blank freaking white bg. thr was supposed to be A BALL. but hell..i figured MAN U was betta!! yea!! aldo dis aint the updated team pic man. charmy if u c dis wil u pls tel me how to change the pic!!! thanks punk.

yea wel..nth much for the last few days. oredi stopped wk at e helluvaplace of poh kim whr im facing dandruff woman, my boss for so many damned days i might as wel haf mariied her. holy god no. bad hairdays i've had enuff. geeziz. hell, her ass is tt damned big man. n shes always flirting wid the male customers tt cm in, showin off her freakin-hell-orrgh-disgusting cleavage. LIKE I WANTED TO C!!! geeziz i wish u cud juz...POKE my...EYEBALLS!!!!!! errrggghghh..

yea anyway...

wel, im doin good now, recuperating wel from tt traumatising cleavage visions. i cuda died back thr. yea wel, now im juz slackin my asses off ok..ass..fine..ass off at home n doin nth. dad's at hm all e time..argh boooring but he bein quite fun n oso quite irritating as wel when he keeps makin me do house chores be4 i can use e darn com. oooooohh...tt...lil.....juz dis aftn he made me peel damned chestnuts.

anyways..yea its good anyway...tryin to master instep shooting..but my ankle keeps getting numbed up everytime i do a few tries..hell..got matches n training comin up dis wkend..beta not strain myself. but hell..instep shooting..isit tt impt????? i cud juz float a ball into goal. wel, tt comes wid training as wel i gues. jyeah anyways...ill juz keep learning.

oritey tt..tts bout it. hell...damned poh kim wun freakin pay me til next wk. might be goin out wid SM sometime dis wkend..n hell they aint payin me. n my dad stil hasnt paid me for shaving ah i mean..mowing the lawn ytd. (sayin he'd minus tt from e phone bills i owe him) helllllll...

yea hello fellow assholes. its been a long time, i noe..i noe..u wudnt hide e fact u missed me n u been visiting this blog hoping..JUZ HOPING for a new post..wel. here it is. hahahaha orite im juz self loving myself rite thr. oh crap i 4got how to write a blog oredi.

yea anyway. wel..its cool..i mean, my life. yea now working at poh kim vcd store..n hell its so screwd up. cos now im posted alone to the amk 530 branch, wich is at blk #530 DUHHHHH ahem. and its

1. dirty. yea. jus tt. dirty.lizards n dead xiao qiangs. but not inside the shop heaven forbid.
2. stressful, when im alone. juz last nite i was cot for 1 n a half hrs trying to count 300 for the base cash float in the cashbox when i cud juz take out 96.10 (wich were the earnings.) holy crap my eye pupils were exchanging places. hell i cuda died in thr.
3. hot. reli hot. all i haf for cooling myself is my damned breath and a useless blower wich is at the top of the doorway. and it sucks. hell im sweating my balls off in thr n i gota freaking stress myself out doing the damned admin work n stuff. incoming stock, outgoing stock, confirming stock, keying in sales...printing shit..holy crap.

yea so dis is bout it. so ur thinkin..y dont i juz stop? yes simple way out. im not backing out bcs my fren. basically, i've got liquidity probs, n i gota work to settle dis probs. so i aint stoppin. no i aint. n of cos, i wan the cash for use. who doesnt? sittin at hm aint gona get u money duuude. no it aint. i think. wel..i haven tried.

well..so all those 3 factors up thr led to me skippin wk today n goin to the clinic for a performance. ever tried acting a headache? its reeaaali easy. u juz gota sleep while ur waiting for the doc. den ur eyes wil b all puffy when u go in. 'a sign of restlessness' doc wil write. den..furrow ur brows. 'sign of pain' doc notes. yea n i got an mc. hahahaha the mind is freaking powerful. i reli was startin to get a headache actuali in the clinic. hahahaha holy geeziz. mind power. u cud kill some1 wid tt man.