heyaa dicky dicks..hows it going eh!? yea! wel im back here agin. wel i duno y. mayb cos no1's reli online to tok to. i mean thr are ppl online. but. erm. argh screw it.


anyways..im free so u shud be happy u din waste any bandwidth or smthg..(is that wot u use when u surf?)


yea. wel. i seem to b seeing her everyday at wk man. i juz saw her ytd. and today as wel. she's like wokin past wid her fren. OHHH! and she looks like jamie yeo.. no wonder. ha! anyways..man shes cute. chubby though. not fat orite. yea like some fat ass malaysians wid asses twice the size of their tits. and their funny accents. hahaha but we love u mahatir! (smacks ass)..WEDGIEEE!!!!!! ok. back to business.


roite. wel..mayb i shud go get her number eh.

ok..on to other business...erm. how do i put dis. AN AH LIAN LIKES ME!!!! tts as frank as i can get man. seriously. i dun wana sound big headed or anything, if i am. its juz the caps. yea..but wel i think her names melinda or smthg..and shes working at the neoprint 'print club' near my shop. and hell. wel..shes preetty i gues. e sorta cheena type of preety. not my type. okok. wait be4 i go further...ill tel u y i think she likes me.


wel. u noe the malay gal G at my wkplace yea? wel. G was smokin wid her (yes she smokes. i mean the ah lian) and she said..erm. wel..i duno how to put dis reli. but. okok SHE SAID OK!!!?? G SAID SHE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tt i was..erm handsome. (wel thankew v much im flattered if u read dis) ook. ok now get ur head outta the pail oredi ok. okokok..den den den
G said 'go tackle him lar' den she said 'ok lar!' den when G told me i asked G 'shes single rite..' i didnt expect G to go ask her!!!! den G went n came back n said 'yayayaa!' and made it sound like she was so excited or smthg. hel. how.???


wel. ok all dis might be taken outta context. as in, sm1 said she said it. but wel i've noticed her lookin at me wid those..erm..those made-up eyes briiming wid mascera. YOU KNOW IT WHEN SM1's CHECKIN U OUT OK!? im sure u do.

okok..im reli reli sorry if i sound reli reli arrogant and beh hiao bai or smthg..but all dis happened. and dis is my blog and if u dun like it u can fuck urself. 'i will not surpress my personal opinion.' repeat..'i will not surpress my personal opinion.' inside joke mind u.

ok anyways..wel. i duno wot to do man. basically, i juz haf a bad feeling bout goin any further wid her den juz acquaintances. i mean i dun even reli noe her. wel, a fren maybe. i mean come on, i haven had sm1 reli shown they liked me be4 man. hel wot e hel shud i do. im attracting e wrong gals!!!!!!!!!! im even atracting guys!!!!!! (sm gayboy tried adding me on frensta.) yea..but..wel shes my age..shes single..shes ahlianishly pretty..she smokes..shes got ar beng frens..


smbody gimme suggestions as to how to dispose of her? hahahahahhaa no im juz kidding. smbody suuggest wot i shud do! yea..tts it. wel..


i juz hope to see the sec 4 one tmr again. wel..i duno she juz attracts me man. she turns my knobs. ow. tts sick.


-yango-