halo! hows it hanging!? eh crap i did that again. anyways. yea. wel.

ok. IM HAPPY! tts wots most impt. ok nothing more tts all.

yeap. yea went to sch as usual todae. got gay wid sanjay n jem the whole day. don u jus love em. hahaha. ok i didnt say anything. yeap. well actuali i was feeling a lil crammed up. no i didnt haf constipation. im a healthy parrot. i eat fruits n nuts everyday. i eat myself to sleep with raisins. reli. so reli, business is smooth. hahahaha. get it. smoooth business. ok lame. sorry.

yea. jus a lil emotionaly strained tts all. but EVERYTHING"S CLEARED UP. and all i can do now is just hope. n hope. n hope. n hope. tts what i've been doing my whole life. hoping for tt special someone. yea. ok, mushy time up. *DEH!!!!*

aarrgghh. u noe. ima give a toilet guide for guys here. hahahaa. ok.

• T22 level 1 toilet - near the canteen. one seater and 3 squaters. usually toilet paper is wet. and its pretty smelly. not shit smelly. its..food smelly. ok don ask how.
• T22 Level 2 - not sure.
• Level 3 - same as level 1. jus a lil higher up. toilet paper quality is good. but the toilet paper is outside. so u gota like roll urself up like a mommy in toilet paper and go in.
• level 4 - ah dis one's good. 2 seaters and 2 squatters. good for business partners. hahahahha. toilet paper inside somemore. the best of the lot.
• Level 5 and 6 - both same as level 1. i think. yea. but toilet paper is outside oso.

hahaha. i haf no idea why i did that. maybe its cos i was reading a blog be4 dis. bout the hardships of finding toilet papeer in sp. yea quite true. haha. but. tts only for the females. e guys get it all. hahahaha. mayb its cos we're more. how do i say. thrifty.hahaha. okok. fine fine. im not gona gif a bio lesson now to lil kids bout the differences bout guys n gals. (aldo guys are generally smarter. and taller. hahahahaha)

ok stop it. i haf a few ppl now ramming their heads against the monitor trying to get to me. lighten up dude.

and i was coming home on e bus from queensway. and i heard dis reli funny conversation btwn 2 jc guys. hahahaha. they were tokin bout arabs.

guy 1: theyre a few arabs in our sch rite?

guy 2: yea a few around.

guy1: how are this arabs actually? are they like from egypt and all that?

guy 2: no lar..some of them reli from arabia.

guy 1: in arabia isit like got all the camels and deserts and stuff..?

guy 2: no lar theyre quite advanced what..why u say them until..

(here i was snigeering to myself. but not too obviously. i was right in front of them)

guy 1: oh..they got roads everything rite thr..

guy 2: yea got roads everything..

guy1: then they got like horses and camels and all that on their roads or what?

guy2: no lar cars man.

hahahahhaa. the funniest part is thhe guy 1 was really toking seriously. he was reli earnestly asking dis questions and he reli didnt nOE! HAHAHAH!!! tts so..SO STUPID! hahahahaa. but eh. actuali ah. i did share guy1's thoughts though. ok. no im not stupid. at least i didnt announce it to thoe whole world so some idiot can go write it on his blog for other arabs to see. the other ting is dese 2 were JC STUDENTS! hahaha they looked all smart and everything. hahahaha. man.

funny guys. u wudnt wana hear what thye were saying bout wedding crashers.