geez!

there i was playing soccer and ramming fences like be4 at my granma's place. the next instant my uncle, lets call him the Garden Man from Hell, GMH for short.

why?

cos GMH hates ppl ramming down 'his' fences. ok, u see. he, my mothers younger bro, does not live wid my gran's. he jus drops by like, once a week. and i happened to be there ramming the fences on tt once a wk. and he hates that, i duno y. wel, mabbe cos he used to live thr i think. and also, i think hes scolding me on behalf of my grandad, whos too sick to scold me, and my granma, whos too tired to scold me, and the maid, who jus loves giving me drinks while doing it. i duno why. i have a feeling she hates it too. but oh well.

yea, GMH came driving up thr driveway suddenly while i was in e middle of roll-stepovers. what did i do?

i ran.

ran like the wind man. all e way up to my cousin's place, whos house is..u noe, connected to my grans place. holy cow man. i duno y. its like. hes jus scary. and i dowana get into a lecturing by him. hes gona reli reli kill me. yea. wel so i ran up thr.

and i sat down near the car in the porch. (no one was home den, theyre on vacation in m'sia. god i wish i was thr at tt moment) and i thought. and thought. and thought.

my bike was down there. and i have a ball with me. uh oh.

ok. so i decided to leave the ball at my cousin's place, den mayb come back another sunny, safer and more peacfeul day without a monster guardian of a man running ard hunting me down.

so i jumped over the fence btwn my grans and my cousins place, and ran over like the wind again. hopped on my bike n took off. HE SAW ME. and HE HEYED me too. as in 'HEY!' yea. cos he cud c me from the front, whr he was opening the sliding doors of e house. i was at e back, and he saw me all e way thru the kitchen, the dining room, and the storeroom of my grans place. HOLY GEEZ. man.

adn yea. i cycled like i never cycled before. hm. i might haf left a trail of pee. hahahahaha. naaaahhh it aint THAt scary. exciting. shud do it more often.

NO!!! hahaha. geez. man.

anyways. yea. so i cycled all e way HOOOMMMEEE...and i ran in...and i even padlocked my gate outside so tt if he came ard he wun be prowling ard the outside of e house. or maybe ram my fences down too. ha. wel. yea.

so i thought i was safe. aaaand ddeeeeeen...u noe how sometimes fate jus wants to play a wicked trick on u. wel yea.

i realised i left my handphone back thr.

on a table near e garden, very near to e living room whr he wud be sitting watching e tv.

yup. yuuup. i did that. i left my phone back thr. wot did i do? hahaha.

i changed from my studded boots to sports shoes, unlocked my gate, hopped on my bike n rode over to my COUSINS place. u c, thr two houses are like. back to back. so i had to do a commando infiltration and save my hp.

OPERATION SAVE HANDPHONE

• i reached. and parked my bike facing out. need to make a quick exit.
• den i climbed over the gate, got the ball. and went back to my bike and secured it. (OBJECTIVE ONE ACCOMPLISHED)
• den. i had to check the location of GMH. went over to e side of my cuz's place. WE HAVE A VISUAL. SUBJECT IS WEARING A WHITE SHIRT AND BLUE FBT SHORTS. (geez. tts so gay) subject was standing at the gate, very near to my phone. but a few bird cages (alert: parrots may make noise and bust cover) were blocking his view of it.
• headed back toward the other side of cuz's place.
• hesitation. think. think. (thought of jumping down, running over and grabbing my phone n running wid him chasing me. but no. rash act. GMH is short n fast.)
• SOLUTION: why? heard sounds of tv, figured GMH had put down guard, and was watching tv. so i slipped down the stairs tt i had ran up from previously. and i wandered ard the back of the subjects house. (or for tt matter, e subjects mom's house. as much as i want to, lets jus make him sound mature. hahahahahaha.)
• GRANMA"s DOG spotted. uh oh. but he lks tired. nah he wun do anything wud he. he didnt even sense me thr. getting old. but anyway.
• went back toward other side. SUBJECT SPOTTED! he popped out of the house at the gate, and woked out. i didnt have time to see whr he was gg, i jus ran toward the other side, whr doggy was.
• i didnt haf time to tink whether doggy wud make any noise. so i jus crept over.
• doggy is calm. good boy...goooood booooy.
• my location was very near to the kitchen, at the back of e house. GMH was supposed at the front.
• sounds of subject toking.
• so i hid very near to the open doorway to e kitchen wid the doggy walking away. smart lad he is.
• SUBJECT JUST WALKED PAST THE DOORWAY! DIDNT SEE ME!!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!!!
• TURNED AROUND
• RAN OVER TO THE FRONT.
• TOOK MY PHONE
• RAN UP TO CUZ'S PLACE
• SCRAMBLED OVER GATE
• HOPPED ON BIKE
• RODE MY BALLS OFF...
• HOME

MISSON ACCOMPLISHED!

holy HOLY COW! man!!!!!! i've never been so freakin scared be4 man. hell. i even tink he saw me. or heard me. man.

hhahahaha.now im thinking. what hes thinking.

'geez. now what did his mother tell him about me?'