HALO HALO HALO!

how is everyone eh? woohoo! yea. yea yea i know i aint been writing here for lke one yr eh? yea/ hahaha. WOW WUD U LOOK AT THAT ITS 2006 already! bring out em champagne! (or sparkling juice)

yuuup. wel. new yr resolutions..ahah. yea i noe lar, kinda like 11 days late. ok, one of em wud be to have a new yr resolution ready in time for 1st jan 2007. MWAHAHAH! ahem. ok.

1. fly more with my birdie. seeing as how my blog is now invaded. i shan't elaborate more.
2. try to be nicer to my mom. only prob is i seem to be freakin busy for the last few wks and stuff, and shes alone and all that. although i probably think we'l start quarelling about how i left the heater on for one minute or smthg. oh wel. tts y this resolution. i'l heat the water from upstairs. heh heh heh!!!!!! (pa..u reading dis? uh oh. did i say that?)
3. control my spending. or basically. i cud make more money so i can go wild and spend. hahahahaa. (pa. are u reading dis? uh oh.)
4. take part more in school. i already have a few requests for me hosting and stuff. i mean. you know. hosting stuff and mc-ing stuff. i must say its an honor. and flattering rely, seeing as how i talk so much crap and entertain myself on stage. MAN.

yup. this are about the few i can think of at e moment. i'l add more when im more resolute. haha. thruout the yr. i'l jus keep adding. haha. so in e end i can accumulate all of em for my last yr. den i DIE!!!!!!! WOOHOO! i mean. erm. ok nvm.

anyways. i've jus landed a job at quayside restrnt..its erm. yes. it is at clarke quay. (and there you go. my moms scolding me for destroying her mosquito net. hahahaha. basically what happened was i was trying to put on the mozzie net while e fan was on. the rest....i leave to ur imagination) and it pays like 5.50 an hour. woooow. tts like the only reason i wana work thr. oh. and also cos suan dengs working thr. and also cos its part time.

i've done some calculations. if i work 3 times a wk, i get a monthly of 396. man! wow! at all bags tts like how much i got for working 9 hrs a day for 6 days a week! HOLY MOTHER! hahaha. and as a plus point. if i work 4 times, i get freakin 528! WOW! GEEZ!

but argh. i'l jus take what comes and let what goes go. you noe. live easy. i cant possibly work so much. i'l see how i cope. yuuuup.

and on to today. GEEZ! man. i mus say cockroaches are such irritatingly smart and hardy creatures. and it irks me to say e cockroach i killed jus now nearly outsmarted me. but i outstamped it. blardy hell. mayb i shud go back now and see if its stil alive. you see. what happened was.

and geez. i reli tink cockroaches are in a conspiracy against me. the encounters i had with them today are toooo coincidental. hahaha.

first. i killed dis cockroach, easy as that. it appeared in my garage and i jus stepped on it hard. but it freakin spilled its juices on my slipper. so off i went to wash my slipper.

THEN! i saw another cockroach and started spraying it wid the hose i was using to wash my feet. den it crawled into my dustbin. i tot i had gave it a karate roundhouse kick off the side of the bin. but i hadnt. smart bastard had actually ran into the dustbin.

so i grabbed the hose and started spraying into the bin to try to drown it. jahahahaahahahaha. geez. OK STOP LAFFING YOU DONKS! i noe it was stupid ok. but fear makes the rational man a stupid man. so tts wot i did for a while. until my rational mother came out and injected rationalism into my head and reminded me that cockroaches run ard in drains and dun drown so easily. u gota stick it underwater in a 20m pool for 3000 years before it reli drowns.

so i smacked it on the head against the side of the dustbin wid a slipper. so i tot i had killed it. i mean, i noe it hadnt reli died. so i jus tried to get it out.

and BY HOLY GOD WHEN I PULLED IT OUT WID THE SLIPPER it started staggering on its backfeet against me wid its intestines trailing. (i mean. ok it wasnt that livid. but hey. it looked like it) so i freakin threw it on the ground and started stamping and stamping and stamping and stamping and stamping. GEEZ!

HOLY CRAP! and jus as im writing dis. i had a gastric pain and wanted to go get some tigerbalm. and when i open the cupboard! THERES ANOTHER ONE CRAWLING INSIDE! and now my moms pestering me to go kill it. but hell! I WILL NOT DO THAT! its too dangerous. i do not do in-house projects. i only do out-field ones whr i can jus kick or stamp wid my slipper. eewwww. arrgggh.

PAPA!!! ZHIHONG!!! come back and kill the cockroach!!!

eventually. i will have to go over to kill it. i think. eeragh.

colorful to my birdie.